About The Course
The only thing that isn't funny about our hilarious traffic safety course is the LOW PRICE! Other online traffic schools are a real drag. World's Fastest Traffic School is super speedy, easy to follow, and available to you 24/7. Complete our comedy traffic course at your own pace and receive your certificate in the mail. It couldn't be any easier -- or faster!
The entertaining course is divided into informative, easy-to-read sections. After you read through this hilarious course, you take the final exam. Don't worry, it's not rocket science or quantum physics or even the California driver's license exam. We even help you to prepare with quizzes at the end of each chapter. With over 99% of all of our students passing, you'll have nothing to worry about. The "friendly" computer grades the test and you can be on the road again in no time! We'll send you an original completion certificate; you can print out your verification copy from home.
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You'll love our "World's Fastest Traffic School" course! We make the material fun and will entertain you with hilarious traffic jokes and informative illustrations. At the end of class, you will receive your Certificate of Completion and be back on the road in no time!
"World's Fastest" has an excellent student pass rate. We provide chapter quizzes to help you to review for your final exam. And, if you should happen to fail the final exam, you can retake the test as many times as necessary for you to pass without any additional charge!
We are required by the courts to provide safeguards to insure two things:
- The actual violator (and not someone else) is taking the course.
- The individual reads the entire course, word for word.
It would be the crime of perjury if someone else took the course for you or you did not read the entire course. We have designed elaborate, foolproof SECURITY MEASURES to make sure that a crime cannot be committed. We are confident that you will not attempt to cheat the system because now you know that if you try, it will not work.
To guarantee that you read the entire course we have positioned SECURITY INSERTS throughout the text. These short sentences will stop you in your tracks because they come out of nowhere and have nothing to do with what you've been reading. An example of a SECURITY INSERT might be:
"Hockey is impossible to play if you don't have ice skates."
That statement had nothing to do with driving, did it? But you might read that in the middle of the chapter on Defensive Driving. Be sure to write down all the SECURITY INSERTS you find on a piece of paper. The final exam and the chapter quizzes all have questions based on the SECURITY INSERTS and you must answer these questions correctly.
This course also has driving jokes and traffic humor for your enjoyment. THEY ARE NOT SECURITY INSERTS! The Security Inserts are "hidden" in the course text. If you read carefully, you will have no trouble finding them.